Happy birthday to the best boyfriend ever! Im so glad you put up with all my shit and here’s more embarrassing photos of you to show how grateful I am. Hope you have a great birthday. #iansucks #fuckyou #happybirthday #loveyou
HUVr introduces the new hoverboard to be released in December 2014 [x]
THIS IS NOT A TEST!!! REPEAT THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!
Well, we had to get it before 2015 if we want to be ready for Marty McFly.
My neighbours are on vacation so I get to feed the herd while they’re away
I want a herd
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
my second grade teacher told me this joke when I was a freshman in high school learning to count in french. It was hysterical.
Disney Princess Oil Paintings - by Heather Theurer
hoLY OTTER OF DOGGE
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time